Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Sonic 3 and Knuckles: You’re some mutant freak of a rodent with a fox who doesnt try to eat you running around nowhere while another mutant freak and an old bald guy try and stop you…and emeralds have mythical abilites somehow..?
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance: You’re a blue haired boy who makes a bunch of friends and stops this other group controlled by another guy who has blue haired (he is not the boy’s father). The boy makes friends with famous people and those famous people give the boy more friends. He makes half-animal friends and together, they stop the other blue haired guy and save the continent from an evil man.
Kid Icarus: Uprising: You’re a kawaii as hell dorky angel who’s friendless and can’t fly without the help of this goddess who makes puns like, every two seconds. They also break the forth wall often and don’t shut up and the both of them are trying to protect the humans from the Underworld forces and stuff. And then there are a ton of other gods who are insane as heck who you end up getting help from or fight against and they also crack jokes/puns/break 4th walls/etc. And then the dorky kawaii angel gets cloned and then a dorky and sugoi as heck angel is created and at times he tries to beat up the dorky kawaii angel and at other times he tries to help him.
You’re a guido plumber and you kill some fucking turtles or some shit.
You’re some orphan boy who gets cock-teased by some royal bitch into saving her kingdom from some pig asshole. You are so pissed at the bullshitery that this royal bitch is pulling you break into some poor fuckers houses and break their finely crafted pots and rob their fuckin secret stash of money. You also got to deal with some annoying little fuck who thinks you are about as smart as a rock.
You dig for shit and build stuff 1 block at a time and sometimes green hissing things blow you the fuck up like…every single night. And you just…dig. All day. For shit.
And there’s no end to the game ever.
So you’re this dinky blue robot, and all of his friends made fun of him because they can control snakes and metal and make doubles of themselves and junk and all he has is the ability to shoot lemons and use his dog as a form of transportation. So he murders them and takes their abilities, but even still, his older brother will always be cooler than him.
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